"It puts out so much!"- Dave
"Are you calling my M&M easy?" - Helen

"I don't like my chicken falling apart." - Missie
"Yeah, but I like my chicken to fall apart in a controlled manner." - Kerry

"Hey buttmunch, don't mess with me when I've got a 50 pound instrument." - Chrisy

"I'm sorry Jon, your piece of cooked, floppy bacon doesn't do it for me." - Chrisy

"I almost got run over by a lemon on a lime!" - Jen

"We've lost our touch, Chrisy -- we can't get them up anymore." - Missie

"Run, Chrisy, run!" - Kerry
"Okay... I'm running! ...What am I running from?" - Chrisy

"Oh my, that's a large one." - Ben

"I've got teeth marks!" - Josh

"I only have eyes for your ear..." - Kerry, to Chrisy
"I'll let you look at my ear, if you let me play with your ball..." - Chrisy

"Ben-Gay usually helps." - Chrisy
"Sorry, I'm straight." - Ben

"No, it's cool with an umlaut." - Missie

"What's wrong?" - Ben(jamin)
"Oh, no! I'm having my head sucked." - Chrisy

"If he wants this, he's not getting any." - Katherine

"Proper ladies shouldn't get that close to men's thighs..." - Jon
"There's pants in the way!" - Chrisy

"I don't think I could fit that whole thing in my mouth if I wanted to..." - Chrisy

"Why'd you stroke over here and smack over here? You're supposed to stroke and smack in the same place." - Benjamin

"Omigod! It's all over my hands!" - Chrisy

"Somebody eat my chicken!" - Jen